“What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again.”

“What doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar.”

“Natural selection eliminates and maybe maintains, but it doesn't create… Neo-Darwinists say that new species emerge when mutations occur and modify an organism. I was taught over and over again that the accumulation of random mutations led to evolutionary change [which] led to new species. I believed it until I looked for evidence.”

“They say that death kills you, But death doesn't kill you. Boredom and indifference kill you.”

“What doesn't kill you maims you, cripples you, leaves you weak, makes you whiny and full of yourself at the same time. The more pain, the more pompous you get. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you incredibly annoying”

“If you ever meet a guy and you fall in love with him, but because of some weird genetic mutation he doesn't seem to return the feeling?… Wear that dress.”

“A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.”

“For those of you who tried, but didn't make it,
Settle down — it's never what you think.
The summit doesn't differ from the deep, dark valley,
And the valley doesn't differ from the kitchen sink.”

“What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.”

“So when you [Hillary Clinton] tried to act holier than thou, it really doesn't work. It really doesn't.”