“Wake me up for breakfast, if I'm not dead.”

“You wake me up early in the morning to tell me that I'm right? Please wait until I'm wrong.”

“When I wake up," he said, "remind me that I'm going to marry her.”

“When I wake up, I gotta cake up and if you owe me a dollar I'm taking no pay cuts.”

“Maybe one morning I’ll wake up and step outside of myself to look back at the old me lying dead among the sheets.”

“I feel as if I'm always on the verge of waking up.”

“If you wake up feeling no pain, you know you're dead. (Russian expression)”

“The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me any more. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.”

“If you want to be a writer, you have to write every day… You don't go to a well once but daily. You don't skip a child's breakfast or forget to wake up in the morning…”

“I was in love when I was married to Kim Basinger, I’m not ashamed to say. I used to wake up in the morning and just look at her and say 'What do you want for breakfast, baby? Special K with blueberries? Let me go get some.”