“When all else fails, start a band.”

“When all else fails, there's always delusion.”

“When all else fails, admit you’re an idiot.”

“When all else fails, give up and go to the library.”

“When all else failed, she tried being reasonable.”

“Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.”

“… when everything else fails, we communicate in the language of the stars”

“We started out to finish groups like U2 - that was what it was all about. And they're still the biggest band in the world, so we failed. We didn't really do anything, people wore flares for a year or two, d'you know what I mean? That's all we did.”

“When all else fails, be willing to look like a fool. Maybe they will underestimate you later about something really important.”

“When that piece makes sense, everything else starts to.”