“When all else fails, there's always delusion.”
Conan O'Brien (1963) American television show host and comedian
Source: Disgrace
“When all else fails, there's always delusion.”
Conan O'Brien (1963) American television show host and comedian
“When all else fails, start a band.”
Ron English (1959) American artist
Ron English's Fauxlosophy (2016)
“When all else fails, admit you’re an idiot.”
John Barnes book A Million Open Doors
Part 2 “Mission to a Cold World”, Chapter 3 (p. 82)
A Million Open Doors (1992)
“When all else failed, she tried being reasonable.”
Terry Pratchett book Johnny and the Bomb
Source: Johnny and the Bomb
Bertrand Russell (1872–1970) logician, one of the first analytic philosophers and political activist
Variant: Every philosophical problem, when it is subjected to the necessary analysis and purification, is found either to be not really philosophical at all, or else to be, in the sense in which we are using the word, logical.
Source: 1910s, Our Knowledge of the External World (1914), p. 33
“Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.”
Anne Lamott (1954) Novelist, essayist, memoirist, activist
Source: Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith
Sarah Zettel (1966) American writer
Source: Bitter Angels (2009), Chapter 9 (p. 124)
“If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.”
John Kenneth Galbraith (1908–2006) American economist and diplomat
Source: Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went (1975), Chapter XIII, The Self Inflicted Wounds, p. 176