“That was funny, yet sad. Kind of like getting tit-fucked by a clown.”

“A comedian goes out and hits people right on. A clown uses pathos. He can be funny, then turn right around and reach people and touch them with what life is like.”

“I truly believe that when you're funny, you're blessed. Your whole life is kind of golden. I was happy, although it was not perfect happiness. There was illness and sadness and death.”

“Man is an obstacle, sad as the clown
(Oh by jingo)
So hold on to nothing, and he won't let you down.”

“Bodies like wrecking balls fuck, fuck with dynamite.”

“I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have.”

“Who the fuck are you? Get out of my house…and take that fucking bulldozer with you.”

“She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time.”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.

It's really funny.”

“Nobody likes a clown at midnight”