“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“Man is half of woman, who helps her and the one who stands beside her, one who makes her feel comfortable, but the man should be jealous [Gheerah] on his wife not of her.”

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.”

“It is the conscious man or woman who finds the secret of happiness and contentment; and that, surely, is the ultimate success.”

“One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.”

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.”

“I am rather inclined to silence, and whether that be wise or not, it is at least more unusual nowadays to find a man who can hold his tongue than to find one who cannot.”

“And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.”

“Commuter — one who spends his life
In riding to and from his wife;
A man who shaves and takes a train
And then rides back to shave again.”

“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.”