“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ”
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American actor and comedian 1921–2004Related quotes

“I look at Death Proof and realize I had too much time.”
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“I had forgotten to fear him, from too much time spent too close.”
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“When I read about the dangers of drinking, I gave up reading”
Variant: When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.