“For sale: baby shoes, never used.”

“Increase of population was always good news to us. More people, more sales. Decrease of IQ was always good news to us. Less brains, more sales.”

“I'd much prefer my books to shoes… In the summer I sometimes take walks without shoes but never without a novel.”

“And I could never see you depart us and you’re my baby, you’re just another girl.”

“If arrogance were shoes, he'd never go barefoot.”

“Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see.”

“You're in an awfully good mood," he observed. "Was there a sale at Khakis-R-Us?”

“Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”

“An English gentleman never shines his shoes, but then nor does a lazy bastard.”

“If God sends us on strong paths, we are provided strong shoes.”