“Eddie Spaghetti!”

“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”

“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti:
it requires so much attention.”

“If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.”

“Life is like a bowl of spaghetti.
Every once in a while, you get a meatball.”

“Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing.”

“I am a genre lover – everything from spaghetti western to samurai movie.”

“Adam hates Tomas and tried to get Eddie to join him in hate. It hasn't worked, although Eddie will admit certain shortcomings, and the two men have not met until now, in the forest, when Adam has decided that Tomas in Eddie's stories and the Tomas in this story are the same man.”

“Eddie became about one percent less tense.”

“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already—Mom's spaghetti”