“There's only one secret to bachelor cooking — not caring how it tastes.”

“One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.”

“One of the secrets, and pleasures, of cooking is to learn to correct something if it goes awry; and one of the lessons is to grin and bear it if it cannot be fixed.”

“Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love.”

“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”

“You could care enough to keep a secret, but you could care enough to tell one, too.”

“The secret of good cooking is, first, having a love of it… If you’re convinced that cooking is drudgery, you’re never going to be good at it, and you might as well warm up something frozen.”

“Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.”

“Cook me in your breakfast,
and put me on your plate,
'cause you know i taste great.”

“To leave out beautiful sunsets is the secret of good taste.”