“The Scythians take kannabis seed, creep in under the felts, and throw it on the red-hot stones. It smolders and sends up such billows of steam-smoke that no Greek vapor bath can surpass it. The Scythians howl with joy in these vapor-baths, which serve them instead of bathing, for they never wash their bodies with water.”

“My own room is next the bath room said Bernard it is decerated dark red as I have somber tastes. The bath room has got a tip up bason and a hose thing for washing your head.”

“I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath.”

“They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?”

“Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.”

“People don't actually read newspapers. They step into them every morning like a hot bath.”

“I love baths. Absolutely love baths. I like to just draw a nice warm bath with a lot of bubbles, get a few sweets, maybe put them by the bath, put on really good music and chill.”

“I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.”

“Amazing how being bathed in arterial blood can wash out any lingering romantic disappointments.”

“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.”