Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God-god dammit-dammit.
Mitch All Together (2003)
Play to Live : Lectures of Alan Watts (1982)
Context: Archimedes said, "Give me a fulcrum and I will move the Earth"; but there isn't one. It is like betting on the future of the human race — I might wish to lay a bet that the human race would destroy itself by the year 2000, but there is nowhere to place the bet. On the contrary, I am involved in the world and must try to see that it does not blow itself to pieces. I once had a terrible argument with Margaret Mead. She was holding forth one evening on the absolute horror of the atomic bomb, and how everybody should spring into action and abolish it, but she was getting so furious about it that I said to her: "You scare me because I think you are the kind of person who will push the button in order to get rid of the other people who were going to push it first." So she told me that I had no love for my future generations, that I had no responsibility for my children, and that I was a phony swami who believed in retreating from facts. But I maintained my position. As Robert Oppenheimer said a short while before he died, "It is perfectly obvious that the whole world is going to hell. The only possible chance that it might not is that we do not attempt to prevent it from doing so." You see, many of the troubles going on in the world right now are being supervised by people with very good intentions whose attempts are to keep things in order, to clean things up, to forbid this, and to prevent that. The more we try to put everything to rights, the more we make fantastic messes. Maybe that is the way it has got to be. Maybe I should not say anything at all about the folly of trying to put things to right but simply, on the principle of Blake, let the fool persist in his folly so that he will become wise.
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God-god dammit-dammit.
Mitch All Together (2003)
“Don’t push the on-button if you don’t know where the off-button is.”
David Gerrold (1944) American screenwriter and novelist
Source: Short fiction, The Further Adventures of Mr. Costello, p. 224
Vanna Bonta (1958–2014) Italian-American writer, poet, inventor, actress, voice artist (1958-2014)
Vanna Bonta Talks Sex in Space (Interview - Femail magazine)
“It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.”
John Brunner book Stand on Zanzibar
Source: Stand on Zanzibar
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”
Sam Levenson (1911–1980) American journalist
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929–1968) American clergyman, activist, and leader in the American Civil Rights Movement
1960s, The Drum Major Instinct (1968)
“I want to push the fast-forward button until I get back to happy.”
Terry McMillan book Getting to Happy
Source: Getting to Happy
Hillary Clinton (1947) American politician, senator, Secretary of State, First Lady
Speaking to the Jewish Press (5 September 2006), as quoted in "2006 Audio Emerges of Hillary Clinton Proposing Rigging Palestine Election" http://observer.com/2016/10/2006-audio-emerges-of-hillary-clinton-proposing-rigging-palestine-election by Ken Kurson, Observer (28 October 2016) <br class="br">Senate years (2001 – January 19, 2007)
“People who need to bully you are the easiest to push around.”
Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
Source: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul