“My other car is a cdr.”

“Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply."”

“My first car was painted red down one side and blue down the other to confuse witnesses in case of an accident.”

“Did you hotwire this car?" I then rephrased my question. "Did you STEAL this car?”

“My prostate thanks the car wash.”

“I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.”

“If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen.”

“Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars.
Cool!' said the Gasman.”

“My car and my adding machine understand nothing: they are not in that line of business.”

“If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.”