“But most men, fortunately, aren't writers, or even cab drivers, and some men - many men - unfortunately aren't anything.”

“We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints.”

“Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.”

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

“Aren't most romance heros, or heros in fiction of any kind, generally superior to real men? Same goes for heroines and real women.”

“Aren't we living in a world where heedless men only desire decapitated women?”

“It wouldn't be possible because there aren't enough airports for all the men who'd want to flee the country.”

“Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.”

“It's easy, after all, not to be a writer. Most people aren't writers, and very little harm comes to them.”

“Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.”