“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Mitch All Together (2003)
"I Died as a Mineral", as translated in The Mystics of Islam (1914) edited by Reynold Alleyne Nicholson, p. 125
Variant translation: Originally, you were clay. From being mineral, you became vegetable. From vegetable, you became animal, and from animal, man. During these periods man did not know where he was going, but he was being taken on a long journey nonetheless. And you have to go through a hundred different worlds yet.
As quoted in Multimind (1986) by Robert Ornstein
Context: I died as a mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal,
I died as animal and I was Man.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die as Man, to soar
With angels blest; but even from angelhood
I must pass on: all except God doth perish.
When I have sacrificed my angel-soul,
I shall become what no mind e'er conceived.
Oh, let me not exist! for Non-existence
Proclaims in organ tones, To Him we shall return.
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Mitch All Together (2003)
“More people have died at Chappaquiddick than have died at nuclear plants.”
Rush Limbaugh (1951) U.S. radio talk show host, Commentator, author, and television personality
[Davis, E. Gene, Get 'Em Laughing: Public Speaking Humor, Quotes and Illustrations, Trafford Publishing, 2007-09-12, 195, 1425114334, 9781425114336]
Attributed
Howard Bloom (1943) American publicist and author
The Problem with God: The Tale of a Twisted Confession
The God Problem: How a Godless Cosmos Creates (2012)
“If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.”
Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862) 1817-1862 American poet, essayist, naturalist, and abolitionist
Source: Civil Disobedience and Other Essays
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
A. Whitney Brown (1952) American stand-up comedian
The Big Picture: An American Commentary (1991)
Johann Gottlieb Fichte book The Vocation of Man
Source: The Vocation of Man (1800), P. Preuss, trans. (1987), p. 11
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…
William Faulkner (1897–1962) American writer
Charlotte Rittenmeyer to Harry Wilbourne, in (Ch. 7) "Wild Palms"; p. 218
The Wild Palms [If I Forget Thee, Jerusalem] (1939)