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His self-made epitaph, as quoted in Heroes of History : A Brief History of Civilization from Ancient Times to the Dawn of the Modern Age (2001) by Will Durant; variant translation: "...nor enemy harmed me"
“I have no enemies. But my friends don't like me.”
“My friends, judge me by the enemies I have made.”
                                        
                                        Speech made on the campaign trail in Portland, Oregon (21 September 1932) 
1930s
                                    
“I am sure that since I have had the full use of my reason, nobody has ever heard me laugh.”
                                        
                                        9 March 1748 
Letters to His Son on the Art of Becoming a Man of the World and a Gentleman (1774)
                                    
                                        
                                        We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, written by Taylor Swift, Max Martin, and Shellback. 
Song lyrics, Red (2012)
                                    
“No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.”
Oh No, I've Got A Cold
 
                            
                        
                        
                         
                            
                        
                        
                         
                            
                        
                        
                        