“Did I trip and fall into a geek show?”

“The role had been spawned by the widespread belief that traders didn’t know how to talk to computer geeks and that computer geeks did not respond rationally to big, hairy traders hollering at them.”

“I’m a geek, I’m a geek, I’m a power tool. When I sing this song, I look like a fool.”

“Did I fall or was I pushed?
Did I fall or was I pushed?
And where's the blood?”

“No. Geeks make huge advances in society. Newton was the ultimate geek. It should be a compliment.”

“I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may.”

“I hate myself for loving you and the weakness that it showed. You were just a painted face on a trip down to suicide road.”

“I’d been to the British museum before. In fact I’ve been in more museums than I like to admit—it makes me sound like a total geek.
[That’s Sadie in the background, yelling I am a total geek. Thanks, Sis. ]”

“On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.”

“When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again.”