“We're not allowed to do anything to nature anymore, except look at it. It's like porn with leaves.”
When Did Nature Get So Whiney? (12 September 2003)
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Sarah Silverman (1970) American comedian and actress
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Ally Carter book Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover
Source: Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover
George S. Patton (1885–1945) United States Army general
Source: George S. Patton's speech to the Third Army https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton%27s_speech_to_the_Third_Army
Context: I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.
“Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.”
Doug Stanhope (1967) American stand-up comedian, actor, and author
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Ron White (1956) American comedian
He said, "No, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause, applause) ...I did not know that about myself."
You Can't Fix Stupid
“They will do anything for the worker, except become one.”
Gregory Benford book Timescape
Source: Timescape (1980), Chapter 5 (p. 46, concerning the peers)
“It isn't that we do what we want. It's that we're allowed to want at all.”
Libba Bray A Great and Terrible Beauty
Source: A Great and Terrible Beauty