“We're not allowed to do anything to nature anymore, except look at it. It's like porn with leaves.”
When Did Nature Get So Whiney? (12 September 2003)
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American stand-up comedian, television host, and actor 1953Related quotes

"pathological liar."
Comments to a member of the audience, in "Sarah Silverman-Early Standup (1992) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEb-sXmcMLE
Source: Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover

Source: George S. Patton's speech to the Third Army https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton%27s_speech_to_the_Third_Army
Context: I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.

“Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.”
Something to Take the Edge Off (2000)

He said, "No, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause, applause) ...I did not know that about myself."
You Can't Fix Stupid

“They will do anything for the worker, except become one.”
Source: Timescape (1980), Chapter 5 (p. 46, concerning the peers)

“It isn't that we do what we want. It's that we're allowed to want at all.”
Source: A Great and Terrible Beauty