“Something you have to know about the US military is that it sucks at commando raids.”

“me: you know what sucks about love?
o. w. g.: what?
me: that it's so tied to the truth.

I know it sucks, but in a way, it's good…. Love and truth being tied together, I mean. They make each other possible, you know?”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this."
"Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.”

“me: you know what sucks about love?
o. w. g.: what?
me: that it's so tied to the truth.”

“The world, even the smallest parts of it, is filled with things you don't know.

If you care about something enough, it's going to make you cry. But you have to use it. Use your tears. Use your pain. Use your fear. Get mad.”

“What's the point of having this superb military that you're always talking about if we can't use it?”

“When you have too much faith in something, it's bound to hurt you. Too much faith in anything will suck you dry. In this way, all the world is a vampire.”

“If I see something saggin', baggin', or draggin', I'm gone have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!”

“There is something about yourself that you don't know.”

“Do you want to know something about tyrants? When faced with death, they weep and they beg just like the rest of us.”