“The angry "@" tweets from my hammer toed followers opened my eyes. "Pedo-phobe" shaming hurts us all. I am a PROUD pedophile!”

—  Patton Oswalt

9 July 2013 tweet https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/354640013004259328 on Twitter ( archived http://archive.is/pHDAR)

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