“And all I get is cheese, like I'm taking Pictures”

“My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.”

“I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures.”

“When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese.”

“I'm looking nothing like ya poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cents, to put cheese on a whopper.”

“I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.”

“I hate this place,” Tiara whimpered. “It’s super creepy. Like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese’s where the games all want to kill you and you never get your pizza.”

“No I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on Facebook. That crap never dies. Kind of like you Mikey.”

“You get pictures in pre-season. You get pictures of fitness, you get pictures of attitude, you get pictures of mentality, you get pictures of systems and the way players play and you also get pictures of whether people can step up to the plate in the Premier League. I was getting all those pictures in the first half”

“The second mouse gets the cheese!”