“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”
Source: The Clique
Source: The Puppet Masters (1951), Chapter 4 (p. 28)
“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”
Source: The Clique
“Freedom and whores are the most cosmopolitan items under the sun.”
Act IV.
Dantons Tod (Danton's Death) (1835)
“The key to a successful restaurant is dressing girls in degrading clothes.”
Mr. Mike's America: A Comic's Trek with SNL's First Head Writer (1983)
“To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.”
This has been widely attributed to Franklin since the 1940s, but is not found in any of his works. The language is not Franklin's, nor that of his time. It does paraphrase a portion of something he wrote in 1732 under the name Alice Addertongue:
If I have never heard Ill of some Person, I always impute it to defective Intelligence; for there are none without their Faults, no, not one. If she be a Woman, I take the first Opportunity to let all her Acquaintance know I have heard that one of the handsomest or best Men in Town has said something in Praise either of her Beauty, her Wit, her Virtue, or her good Management. If you know any thing of Humane Nature, you perceive that this naturally introduces a Conversation turning upon all her Failings, past, present, and to come.
Misattributed
Political Register, XLVI, pp. 513-514 (31 May 1823).
“She wears her clothes, as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.”
Polite Conversation (1738), Dialogue 1
Song lyrics, Singles and rarities
“Shes a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine…
Fer sure, fer sure.”
"Valley Girl" (co-written with Moon Zappa).
Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch (1982)