“How old are you?
As old as the Buddha.
And how old is the Buddha?
As old as I am”

“Age isn't how old you are but how old you feel.”

“Why were you so old when we met? I answered with the truth: Age isn't how old you are but how old you feel.”

“Time was when people used to brag about how old they were -- and I am old enough to remember it.”

“You are getting too old for this." "A man is as old as he feels, woman!" "And how old do you feel?”

“Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?"
"You may ask."
"How old are you?"
"It's none of your business”

“How old am I? Old enough to know it’s impossible to change the thinking of fools, but young and foolish enough to keep on trying.”

“It's the story of a very unfortunate colored man
Who got arrested down in Old Hong Kong
He got twenty years' privilege taken away from him
When he kicked old Buddha's gong.”

“I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.”

“All I'm saying is that old people need to be old people. You need oldness. You need to see old people. You need to go Right, they might have a solution they've been on the earth longer. Quick, we need an answer. How old are yer?”