
Albert Einstein: Philosopher-Scientist, Cambridge University Press, 1949, p. 672
"Einstein's Reply to Criticisms" (1949)
"And All of Us So Cool" (p.340)
There's a Country in My Cellar (1990)
Albert Einstein: Philosopher-Scientist, Cambridge University Press, 1949, p. 672
"Einstein's Reply to Criticisms" (1949)
Three Years in a Curatorship, By One Whom It Has Tried, 1886
If Japan Can...Why Can't We? (1980)
“If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics”
it does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, so long as there is enough of them.
Three Years in a Curatorship, By One Whom It Has Tried, 1886
“The customer is usually wrong; but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so.”
Ch XXI.
Magick Without Tears (1954)
“Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.”
Actually said by Andrew Lang, in a 1910 speech: "Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-posts—for support rather than illumination", as quoted in Alan L. Mackay, The Harvest of a Quiet Eye (1977), and reported in Chambers Dictionary of Quotations (2005), p. 488.
Misattributed
Statement of 1992, quoted in Introduction to Statistical Experimental Design — What is it? Why and Where is it Useful? (2002) Johan Trygg & Svante Wold
“Software breaks before it bends, so it demands perfection in a universe that prefers statistics.”
"One Half of a Manifesto," The New Humanists: Science at the Edge (2003)