“If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.”

—  Scott Adams

"Menus: Portabella Mushroom", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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