“If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.”

“I have another friend who gets what I’m really like, and I get her. She scares me. Did you ever see yourself times ten in another person and want to cover your eyes?”

“Concentrate on what you want to say to yourself and your friends. Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. You say what you want to say when you don't care who's listening.”

“It is a frightful satire and an epigram on the modern age that the only use it knows for solitude is to make it a punishment, a jail sentence.”

“Real friends are those people who will stand for you expressing yourself fully, who will go out of their way to support you to keep your word, to go the extra mile, to get out of the box, to make your dreams come true.”

“so the moral of this week is: if u do something really, really stupid in front of someone ur just getting to know & they still think youre awesome, then you got yourself a friend.”

“Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else.”

“You know, Don, marriage is worth the trade. You lose all your freedom but you get this friend. This incredible friend.”

“If you want to know what you think of yourself, then ask yourself what you think of others, and you will find your answer.”

“If you want enemies, excel your friends; but if you want friends, let your friends excel you.”