“"And we'll call you… hmmm. Pudge."
"Huh?"
"Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right."”
Chip "the Colonel" Martin and Miles "Pudge" Halter, p. 14
Looking for Alaska (2005)
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