„Mario! You are one, tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy I know who takes a stepladder into a gloryhole.“

Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)

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„You're a fortunate guy.
And you ought to be shouting, "How lucky am I!"“

—  Dr. Seuss, book Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?

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To escape from the perilous pants-eating plants!
But your pants are safe! You're a fortunate guy.
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„…the other day, I went to a chiropractor. He's just a regular chiropractor. Whenever I meet someone who doesn't know me, they say, 'Oh you're the guy who bites the heads off everything.“

—  Ozzy Osbourne English heavy metal vocalist and songwriter 1948

I get kind of cheesed off with it, but at least they remember. The thing that pisses me off is that that's not what I'm about. If that's what you think Ozzy Osbourne's about, then you're way off.
Launch.com, October 10, 1998

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