„Mario! You are one, tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy I know who takes a stepladder into a gloryhole.“
Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
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American comedian 1965 - 2010Related quotes
„Guys are great before you know who they are,' said Lucy. 'They're great when you're still with who they might be.“
— Carrie Fisher, book Postcards from the Edge
Source: Postcards from the Edge
„God.. crack. Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know? One guy walking around New York City back in 1985 going, "You know, that cocaine's pretty good, but I want something that makes my heart explode as soon as I smoke it, ok? I want to take one suck off that crack pipe and go *snort* *splat* Now I'm happy! I'm dead, the ultimate high!"“
— Denis Leary American actor and comedian 1957
Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)
„You know me better than anyone, and you're my best friend. I don't think there's anything you could say to me that would lead me to believe that you're doing it just to hurt me. If there's one thing I've come to know about you, it's that you're not even capable of something like that. Why do you think I like spending time with you so much? Because you're a good guy. A nice guy.“
— Nicholas Sparks American writer and novelist 1965
Julie Barenson, Chapter 15, p. 163
2000s, The Guardian (2003)
„I joke about it, fellas, but I tell ya, she runs that house. Good Lord. [Several female audience members cheer] Yeah, I know. I know. And if you're a married guy, I ain't telling you nothing you don't already know. But if you're single, and you're thinking about getting married, listen up. You ain't never gonna win the argument. Yeah. If guys were a sports team, we'd be 0-fer.“
— Bill Engvall American comedian and actor 1957
15° Off Cool (2007)
„You only like guys you don't have a chance with, because you're scared.“
— Jenny Han, book To All the Boys I've Loved Before
Source: To All the Boys I've Loved Before
„If you thought about it I'm hardly the villain, I'm hardly the one you should be scared of. It's the guy who can't talk, it's the guy without a job, it's the one with scares in his face, not the one clean cut, you know what I mean you should worry about a lot of other things, but not me.“
— Tupac Shakur rapper and actor 1971 - 1996
1990s, Interview on the set Gridlock'd (1996)
„You're a fortunate guy.
And you ought to be shouting, "How lucky am I!"“
— Dr. Seuss, book Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are? (1973)
Context: And suppose that you lived in that forest in France
Where the average young person just hasn't a chance
To escape from the perilous pants-eating plants!
But your pants are safe! You're a fortunate guy.
And you ought to be shouting, "How lucky am I!"
„Anyway… she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse“
— Rick Riordan, book The Blood of Olympus
Source: The Blood of Olympus
„…the other day, I went to a chiropractor. He's just a regular chiropractor. Whenever I meet someone who doesn't know me, they say, 'Oh you're the guy who bites the heads off everything.“
— Ozzy Osbourne English heavy metal vocalist and songwriter 1948
I get kind of cheesed off with it, but at least they remember. The thing that pisses me off is that that's not what I'm about. If that's what you think Ozzy Osbourne's about, then you're way off.
Launch.com, October 10, 1998
„I thought you guys said only some of the vampire bikes could fly?"
"Only some of them can!"
"How did you know this was one of them?“
— Cassandra Clare, The Mortal Instruments
"I didn't!"
Clary and Jace, pg. 289-290
The Mortal Instruments, City of Bones (2007)
„This should tell you everything you need to know about guys. They only go after what they know they can get. We girls, on the other hand, aim really high. We take a leap…“
— Adriana Trigiani American film director 1970
Source: Viola in Reel Life
