
“If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn't die (dye) fo' ya!”
"That's All She Wrote"
Explaining to the Mahon Tribunal on 20 December 2007 why he did not have a bank account in 1993. Planning Tribunal Transcript http://www.planningtribunal.ie/images/SITECONTENT_784.pdf planningtribunal.ie. 2007-12-20.
“If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn't die (dye) fo' ya!”
"That's All She Wrote"
“The Expert Idiocracy Is More dangerous Than Islam, Almost," http://townhall.com/columnists/ilanamercer/2016/07/17/the-expert-idiocracy-is-more-dangerous-than-islam-almost-n2193733 Townhall.com, July 17, 2016.
2010s, 2016
"The Fool-Killer"
The Voice of the City (1908)
Context: I hated Kerner, and one day I met him and we became friends. He was young and gloriously melancholy because his spirits were so high and life had so much in store for him. Yes, he was almost riotously sad. That was his youth. When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.
“It's more likely I'll dye my hair green, get a bunch of tattoos and go on tour with Amy Winehouse.”
[Quotes of note, 2008-02-16, Boston.com, http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2008/02/16/quotes_of_note/, 2011-03-01]
On the possibility of him running for the Senate seat after losing the White House run.
“Your nose hair… which is grey… is in my eye.”
On how to hurt the ones you really love.
Like, Totally (2006)
Interview by Michael J. Lee, Executive Editor for Radio Free Entertainment May 24, 2005
'Tis but a Little Faded Flower, reported in Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations (1922), p. 12.