“If I bought a company that made hot dog buns, on Day 1 we would add two buns to every package… Day 2, work on deliciousness.”

“I mean, if I had a piccolo in front of me I would probably figure out how to play ‘Hot Cross Buns’ or something.”

“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”

“So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.”

“The fisherman fishes as the urchin eats cream buns, from lust.”

“She is pasty and podgy, with the eyes of a currant bun, suddenly protruding with animation.”

“My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon.”

“There's a cockeyed yellow poodle to the north of Conga Pooch;
There's a little hot cross bun that's turning green;
There's a double-jointed woman doing tricks in Chu-Chin-Chow,
And you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.”

“If I ever saw my muse she would be an old woman with a tight bun and spectacles poking me in the middle of the back and growling, "Wake up and write the book!”

“To attain knowledge, add things every day.
To attain wisdom, remove things every day.”