“I’m totally not kidding. … Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing.”

“There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.”

“That's all I wanted to do as a kid. Play a guitar properly and jump around. But too many people got in the way.”

“I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.”

“The thing about talking swords…it’s hard to tell when they’re kidding. They have no facial expressions. Or faces.”

“Roger: The press girl’s not that cool (chuckles) but that’s all. I’m just kidding! (Press girl making mean face). I’m just kidding! I just like that face…that gasp.”

“Life's too short to be bitter, I'm too short to be bitter.”

“Papa always explained to me that there is no such thing as a kids’ game. That there are only games with which kids are learning the facts of life, but it’s the parents that are so tapados—so blind and constipated that they can’t see what these games are really all about.”

“Life's too short to sell things you don't believe in.”

“Just watch the film… I don’t know what people are saying, but I’m not too worried about it anymore. All I can do is go out there and play hard and try and help my team win, and that’s what I’m going to keep doing.”