“Ladies and gentlemen, I resent this applause.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) German-American monologuist and comedian
1870s, Speech before the Pole-Bearers Association (1875)
“Ladies and gentlemen, I resent this applause.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) German-American monologuist and comedian
“"The universe loves a drama," you know. And ladies and gentlemen this is the show.”
Paul Simon (1941) American musician, songwriter and producer
I Don't Believe; Simon here quotes a comment by his wife, Edie Brickell, on the 2004 US presidential election.
Song lyrics, Surprise (2006)
William Wordsworth book Lyrical Ballads
Three Years She Grew in Sun and Shower, st. 1 (1799).
Lyrical Ballads (1798–1800)
“There it is, ladies and gentlemen, the Bronx is burning.”
Howard Cosell (1918–1995) American sportscaster
October 12, 1977, reporting a school fire (initially mistaken as a tenement fire), while announcing Game 2 of the 1977 World Series. This comment, while widely attributed to Cosell, was never made.[citation needed]
Incorrectly Attributed
“And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!”
Mike Lange (1948) Canadian sportscaster
Lange described the call: "I went into a place to try and get something to eat and the lady very distinctly said to me, 'The kitchen is closed!' I said, 'Wow. There's the end, that's it, you can't eat any more, you haven't got a prayer.' I said, 'That's finality, baby!'"
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