“Why do wives have to spend so much time dusting, vacuuming, mopping, making beds, washing dishes, when you just have to do it all again six months later?”

—  Joan Rivers

As quoted in Enjoy Your Gifted Child (1986), by C. A. Takacs, p. 55

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