“I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.”

“One boy, one girl, two hearts beating wildly.”

“Before a man's forty, girls cost nothing. After that you have to pay money, or tell a story. Of the two, it's the story that hurts most. Anyway I'm not forty yet.”

“I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper air-planes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.”

“One has to be able to count, if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty.”

“It takes 3 girls to tow always; two to hold the rope, and the other one runs round and round, and giggles.”

“Between a man and a woman both aged fifty there are two full generations, for she might well wed a man in his seventies, and he a girl of twenty.”

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”

“In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.”

“A forty-one inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee — a lot more. But most girls don't know what to do with what they've got.”