“If you like the post office and the Department of Motor Vehicles and you think they're run well, just wait till you see Medicare, Medicaid and health care done by the government.”

“I did not run for this office to get health care benefits.”

Steve Kagen (1949) American politician

“so I wait for you like a lonely house
till you will see me again and live in me.
Till then my windows ache.”

Pablo Neruda (1904–1973) Chilean poet

“The FBI and the CIA, I really thought they had everything under control. I thought they knew what was going on with everybody. I thought they had a camera in the air in a satellite right now taking very accurate pictures of my prostate. I thought they had that kind of technology. I thought they knew everything about everybody, but it turns out they’re really no different than many other government bureaucracies, say, the Post Office or the Department of Motor Vehicles. Just, uh, you know, 50-60 year old men waiting for their pensions to kick in. Except for the three that let the attack [9/11] happen. They’ve been promoted.”

Marc Maron (1963) Comedian

“Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting Hillary in charge of making it cheaper. (This is what I always do when I want to spend less money — hire a lawyer from Yale.) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.”

P. J. O'Rourke (1947) American journalist

“If you think this is funny, wait 'till you get into combat. You'll think that's hysterical!”

Steven Pressfield Gates of Fire

“You might not, not think so now,
But just you wait and see — someone will come to help you.”

Kate Bush (1958) British recording artist; singer, songwriter, musician and record producer

“Hey there, you lady in tears,
Do you think that they care if they're real, woman?
They just take it as part of the deal.”

Kate Bush (1958) British recording artist; singer, songwriter, musician and record producer

“[I]f you think you have the right to health care, you are saying basically that I am your slave. I provide health care. … My staff and technicians provide it. … If you have a right to health care, then you have a right to their labor.”

Rand Paul (1963) American politician, ophthalmologist, and United States Senator from Kentucky

“On octopuses - When you see 'em in films, they're running about an' that and everyone likes an octopus.”

Karl Pilkington (1972) English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer