“I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.”

“I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix”

“My favorite athletes of any Olympics are always the African distance runners. You never have to drug test an African distance runner.
"Are you on drugs?"
"No, I'm looking for food."
And I'm sure in Kenya they have a chicken that can run a sub 2-hour marathon…. One of my favorite runners of all time was Abebe Bikila. He was an Ethiopian distance runner and he won the Rome Olympics [marathon] running barefoot. He was then sponsored by Adidas. He ran the next Olympics, he carried the fuckin' shoes. No performance enhancement there.”

“You know, this war on drugs is funded by tobacco and alcohol commissions.
It's not what drugs you're strung out on they care about so much as whose.
People still dig drugs. I mean, y'all do, anyway. I'm over it.”

“We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom… but we use them anyway.”

“She may guess what I should perform in the wet, if I do so much in the dry.”

“I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends…. They're in my head. I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you.”

“I may seem proud; I may act gay,
It's just a pose; I'm not that way,
.'Cause deep down in my heart I say,
I surrender, dear.”

“I'm so ugly, but that's O.K. 'cause so are you.”

“I'm so happy. Cause today I found my friends.
They're in my head.”