“Money should never be the reason you ever do or don't do anything. I haven't paid rent in 3 months.”

“Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.”

“Children do not really need money. After all, they don't have to pay rent or send mailgrams.”

“I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed,' but I screwed him. That's what we should be doing.”

“I don't want to prove anything; I merely want to live, to do no one harm but myself. I have the right to do that, haven't I?”

“Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.”

“Your old teacher never explained anything to you? I don't think that was very good. Not to explain. You can always ask me anything. That's what a real teacher should do.”

“I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.”

“Never let anyone shame you into doing anything you don't choose to do. Keep your identity.”

“She said, "Do you know this Hitler? Have you ever met him?"
I said, "Do I – of course I don't!"
She said, "Well how are you going to know which is him if they do land?"
I said, "Well, I've got a tongue in my head, haven't I?"”