Telegraph column, 31 July 2012
On woman's beach volleyball at the 2012 Olympic Games.
2010s, 2012
“The more 'otter it is, the more 'otter otters likes it”
"Home Schooling and Indian Lore"
An Autobiographical Novel (1991)
Context: I remember the first time I ever saw otter play and slide down a slippery bank into the water. Old Billy knew where they were and took me to them. We sat down silently behind some bushes on the bank of an Indiana stream and pretty soon out came a family of otter and climbed up on the bank and slid down the mud slide over and over again like little children. Nothing looks funnier than an otter having a good time, unless it’s a sea otter, which looks even more cherubic.
“I've seen otters—they look better covered in oil”
Nightline, 2001. On governments plans to drill in Alaska.
Context: That whole thing has been overstated by environmentalists. First of all, what is it, rocks and snow? C'mon, what is that, you want that? Go to Canada my friend. Believe me, rocks and snow are overrated. I've seen otters—they look better covered in oil.
“Green was the silence, wet was the light,
the month of June trembled like a butterfly.”
Source: 100 Love Sonnets
“Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.”
Quoted in Practical Parenting Tips By Vicki Lansky, p. 190
And you're going, "Red or white wine, well, what would you like, darling? I don't know, what would you like?", all to block out the thought that's in your mind which is - "We're gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, right now. The plane is made of metal, the wings are made of metal, we're all eating, and I'm the only non-terrorist aboard, we're all going to die."
On travelling by aeroplane.
Like, Totally (2006)
