“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

— Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

On marriage, as quoted in "48 of Prince Philip's greatest gaffes and funny moments" https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/04/48-prince-philips-greatest-gaffes-funny-moments/, The Telegraph (2 August 2017)

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