“I met a girl who works at the Double Tree front desk, she gave me her phone number. It's zero. I tried to call her from here and some other woman answered. I said "You sound older!"”

— Mitch Hedberg

Mitch All Together (2003)

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American stand-up comedian 1968–2005

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