“Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?!”

“Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.”

“I’m just a regular girl who likes to go snowboarding and picks her nose like anybody else. I just like to dive into things and take risks.”

“It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. If such a board actually exists it operates precisely like the board of a corporation that is losing money.”

“What happens to you at the board begins to feel like it's happening to you in person.”

“The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.”

“Memories are like water.”

“Water liked to be free. Given time, water could overcome any barrier, and it hated to be trapped, just like Percy.”

“High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.”

“The small wisdom is like water in a glass:
clear, transparent, pure.
The great wisdom is like the water in the sea:
dark, mysterious, impenetrable.”