“Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons”

“It's such a shame to waste time. We always think we have so much of it.”

“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life.”

“Regret for wasted time is more wasted time”

“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”

“Gentlemen, I take it we are all in complete agreement on the decision here. Then, I propose we postpone further discussion of this matter until the next meeting to give ourselves time to develop disagreement, and perhaps gain some understanding of what the decision is all about.”

“I've always made a point of not wasting my life, and every time I come back here I know that all I've done is to waste my life.”

“Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.”

“Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.”

“Another reason people don't work on big projects is, ironically, fear of wasting time. What if they fail? Then all the time they spent on it will be wasted. (In fact it probably won't be, because work on hard projects almost always leads somewhere.)”