“A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief.”

“I wondered if the person who really loves you is the person who knows all your stories, the person who WANTS to know all your stories.”

“One who habitually jumps to conclusions to impress others with their knowledge, is offering opinions without reasoned judgment and wisdom.”

“I know this is the honor of my lifetime. The honor of my lifetime is to serve as your Commander-in-Chief.”

“I think when you have somebody who is celebrating their relationship, the ability of a person who saw no problem depriving an entire population of African Americans in their state of the right to vote, the right to participate as American citizens, the fact that that person was polite to them?… And so, I don’t know what is going on in your brain where you decide to celebrate the fact these people were polite.”

“Sometimes you can see things happen right in front of your eyes and still jump to the wrong conclusions.”

“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.”

“Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,” he said, very still and unmoving. “Always jumping to the wrong conclusion. You’re like a frog, you know.”

“A jumped-up little twerp [and a] prime candidate for exorcism”

“Unilateralism, as we have painfully seen in Iraq, is its own reward. Going it alone may satisfy a political instinct but it is dangerous to our military, even without their Commander in Chief taunting terrorists to "bring it on."”