“You'll get your free IUDs and morning-after-pills, if not from your employer or the insurers — then from the increasingly desperate taxpayer (who, by now, might even consider paying for a spaying, too).”

From Her Tours and CDs, Assassin CD

Source: Married By Morning

Fred Metcalf, The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations (1987).

Source: As quoted in Marilyn Monroe Confidential (1980) by Lena Pepitone and William Stedien p. 172

Presidential campaign (April 12, 2015 – 2016), 2016 Democratic National Convention (July 28, 2016)

Riyadh-as-Saliheen by Imam Al-Nawawi, volume 3, hadith number 471
Sunni Hadith

Krapp's Last Tape (1958)

"Funny Little World" (2009).