“Mad about the boy
I know it's stupid to be mad about the boy
I'm so ashamed of it but must admit the sleepless nights I've had
About the boy”

“Will it ever cloy
This odd diversity of misery and joy
I'm feeling quite insane and young again
And all because I'm mad about the boy”

“I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.”

“I'm just mad about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me.”

“That’s one thing about these religious boys—they reckon that if they are on God’s side, then the enemy must be on the devil’s, and so they have no qualms about giving it to ’em hot and strong.”

“I'm a country boy. I hate New York. But that's where things happen, so I use it as a base for stories, I know enough about it. But I have to keep going back there.”

“I said, who the hell wants to speak about politics when I'm in front of the boy scouts, right?”

“Boys are unpredictable. This maybe not be news, but I'm starting to think it's one of the best things about them.”

“They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.”

“After all, I think, isn't it always about a boy?”