“I once saw some magician bloke turn a carton of orange juice into orange juice, beer, milk, coke and ginger ale. That makes him five times better than Jesus or something.”

—  Ben Croshaw

Why it Would Kick Arse to be Jesus
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

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