“If you have any doubt that time is relative, try stretching fifteen minutes' worth of input of over four hours cubicle-cell time with an ultra-slow internet connection and frequent visits from supervisors.”

—  Rob Payne

Source: Working Class Zero (2003), Chapter 4, p. 31

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