“It's easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman.”

“Byron says that it is easier to die for the woman one loves than to live with her.”

“It is always far easier to have faith in your own goodness than to confront others ad fight for your rights…”

“(Woman sitting by swimming pool) To me the most important quality in a kitchen is that it be in someone else's house, or in a restaurant.”

“It is far easier for a woman to lead
a blameless life than it is for a man;
all she has to do is to avoid
sexual intercourse like the plague.”

“I often think that woman is more free in Islam than in Christianity. Woman is more protected by Islam than by the faith which preaches monogamy. In AI Quran the law about woman is juster and more liberal.”

“The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.”

“Woman's faith and woman's trust,
Write the characters in dust.”

“This song is called "Alice's Restaurant". It's about Alice. And the Restaurant. But Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song. That's why I called this song "Alice's Restaurant."”

“Alas, woman is faithful as long as she loves, but you demand that she be faithful without love and give herself without enjoyment. Who is cruel then, woman or man?”