“The extra hour in bed this morning just was sexual!”

“I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.”

“1lb beefstak, with
1pt bitter beer
every 6 hours.
1 ten-mile walk every morning.
1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
And don't stuff your head with things you don't understand.”

“If the use of leisure time is confined to looking at TV for a few extra hours every day, we will deteriorate as a people.”

“Gay sex meant two hours of sexual pleasure in exchange for two hours of sexual pleasure. Heterosexual sex meant two hours of sexual pleasure in exchange for a lifetime of responsibility. Heterosexuality was a bad deal! The fear behind homophobia was that no one would be providing for the next generation. Everybody would be having fun. Thus fun became a sign of immaturity; hedonism in many forms became illegal.”

“Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all around if he were to arrive five hours and a few extra minutes late, but triumphantly in command.”

“Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read.”

“I go to bed angry and I get up angrier every morning.”

“Weak watery sun, but sun nonetheless. Why does it take me nearly 2 hours just to get through the morning emails? Pah, poo and pants.”

“The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.”